rocketgruntjessica:

Fuck all the stupid comments I am reblogging this from.

This is cute.

OMG.

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Are you fucking kidding me? 

Are you fucking kidding me? 

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Chicago,

While I understand that it’s summer, I’m less understanding when it comes to humid, ass sweltering, dick boiling heat. I just want to stop dying inside and actually enjoy my Sunday instead of sprawled face down on the bed and not move, while praying that a breeze will grace my boyfriend’s apartment with its presence.

Also if it’s too hot to have sex, it’s too hot for living.


poisonsoup:

femmefilth:

beautiful.

DEVIN do you like unicorns? Also my phone writes your name in all caps.

Oh dear lord this is amazing.

poisonsoup:

femmefilth:

beautiful.

DEVIN do you like unicorns? Also my phone writes your name in all caps.

Oh dear lord this is amazing.


lord-harington:

Favorite:Dean Winchester lines: Season 6

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Waiting at this bar to audition with a party photo company has made me realize something.

Fuck body envy. I used to come to bars and feel jealous and insecure and hate myself.
Now all I can think is if I were in heels and a dress that Accents my big breasts, I’d look badass and be unstoppable.